Does anyone know any easy recipes for people who don't know how to cook? aka me

I'm terrible at cooking and I always order food but I'd much prefer make my own food!

I'm kind of lazy and I suck at cooking so simple recipes would be nice!!

Pls no salads

brownies are easy
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chocolate-recipes/bloomin-brilliant-brownies/
4 steps, 4 STEPS!

Fried Rice!! 

It is real simple to make;
1. Prepare the ingredients you'd like to include w your rice separately first. 
2. Cook those which require less/no oil first, etc veggie.
3. Using the same pan, cook those that require oil etc. egg, ham, bacon.
4. Next, add in the ingredients you prepared previously and add in cooked rice!! 
5. Mix everything properly and season your fried rice according to your own preferences.

I use mayonnaise for seasoning and I love it (-: